i love my sneakerhead friends who get irate with me whenever I open their closet and ask them if they've ever worn half of the shit they have sitting in the original boxes.
"yeah i've worn them once or twice" only once or twice?? they were $350 why not wear them tonight to the bar 
"ABC don't fucking start you know they'll get ruined by someone dropping a cocktail on them and I'll wind up losing my fucking mind"