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this post was submitted on 09 May 2026
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Ballmaxxing
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Tokenmaxxing
Ok - I'm getting off the ride now, I'm tired
I thought that was just Gattaca
all of these words are utterly ridiculous and those who use them should be treated accordingly
They're maxmaxxing hard…
Myopic smoothbrains, all of them.
I'm maximizing my ability to maximize my gains in all areas.
Maxmaxxing, I call it.
Next will be the backlash-- minimaxxing.
Maybe next they'll start botoxing their scrotums. Then, necrosismaxxing!