You remind me of someone I was talking to at a party once. I thought they were a normal person and we were just casually arguing about politics but in a very good natured way, it was actually really fun. Then suddenly they pull out that democrats have ritualistic sacrifices where they drink baby blood and he was 100% completely sincere and serious. I think I was ushered away from the group quickly after that by people who know me well enough to know I was about to get rude af asking mocking questions.

So anyway. I bet you're fun at parties!