Waking up without alarm to go surfing?
Where the fuck happens that?
Usually we need to get up at fucking 7 to catch the early good waves and that's in the single week we can afford to be somewhere at the beach

And I know, that is already a high level of complaining, but c'mon, you can't just sleep and go surfing whenever. The sea dictates and that's part of the experience to feel like the little thing surfing a ball of energy in an unforgiving sea, that doesn't give a shit about your preferences.

Do I only go to the wrong places or is this just part of her bullshit?