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The cashier offers the kid a barbie doll crotch and he's very happy with it

A kid walks into a pizza place and asks for bottom surgery. The cashier is at first happy to help, but then the kid asks for it without labiaplasty or vaginoplasty. The cashier is shocked and asks the cook for a "bottom surgery with nothin'". The cook is equally flabbergasted.
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[–] 20 points 4 months ago (14 children)

I kinda want to see what this looks like

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  • [–] [S] 20 points 4 months ago (13 children)

    You want pictures of My crotch?

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I mean, this is the internet, sending each other crotch pics it's what it was designed for 😄

    Also, how do you stimulate for orgasm? Prostate only I guess. Or you don't want to have sex as well? Just curious, I'm happy that you're happy 🙂

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I guess if you put it like that it does sound weird. But yes, I'm intrigued.

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    Did you have an ideas of what it would look like before you had the surgery? Maybe there's pictures elsewhere on the interrnet.

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    My surgeon showed Me pictures of his other patients

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I see You capitalize Your first person pronouns, and in Your bio You specify Your third person pronouns (They/Them), so would You also like that for second person pronouns?

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