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The cashier offers the kid a barbie doll crotch and he's very happy with it

A kid walks into a pizza place and asks for bottom surgery. The cashier is at first happy to help, but then the kid asks for it without labiaplasty or vaginoplasty. The cashier is shocked and asks the cook for a "bottom surgery with nothin'". The cook is equally flabbergasted.
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[–] 23 points 4 months ago (11 children)

Awkward boners an issue, I agree. But I can’t imagine giving up my family jewels because of that. Are you asexual?

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  • [–] [S] 60 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    According to most people's definitions of sex, yes I'm asexual. But I do enjoy some of the secret kinds of sex the patriarchy doesn't want you to know about.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Is the area still as sensitive as the item you had before? I mean, can you still masturbate ?

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I can rubby rubby. It's less sensitive, but more pleasurable

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Did the surgery relocate your glans somewhere to enable that or is that just the way it be?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    OK, that makes me curious. What is the patriarchy keeping from me?

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    NSFW
    One of My favourite ways to have sex is with pain. If you're knife-shy or don't like permanent scars, stimulating a bruise as if it were a sex organ is a good way to bring a masochist to orgasm. My partner Ivy really enjoyed that one when it visited Australia. We also have a lot of fun together in the astral plane.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Bottom surgery isn't for everyone, some people aren't comfortable losing what they have. But for those who do want it, it's awesome, and sometimes life-saving. The most important thing is doing what makes you happy and comfortable.

    By the way, if eliminating random boners is all you want HRT on its own will usually do that. I've also heard DHT blockers like finasteride can cause erectile dysfunction as well, though I can't say for sure if it's guaranteed. Definitely do your own research before taking drugs to change aspects of yourself. I'm just a person on the internet.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Finasteride can occassionally cause ED. The hair pill (1mg) version has about a 97% chance of not doing that, though. I wouldn't trust it to stop boners, personally.

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