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The cashier offers the kid a barbie doll crotch and he's very happy with it

A kid walks into a pizza place and asks for bottom surgery. The cashier is at first happy to help, but then the kid asks for it without labiaplasty or vaginoplasty. The cashier is shocked and asks the cook for a "bottom surgery with nothin'". The cook is equally flabbergasted.
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[–] [S] 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

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One of My favourite ways to have sex is with pain. If you're knife-shy or don't like permanent scars, stimulating a bruise as if it were a sex organ is a good way to bring a masochist to orgasm. My partner Ivy really enjoyed that one when it visited Australia. We also have a lot of fun together in the astral plane.

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