1228
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 97 points 6 days ago

Kind of reminds me of a sign that they have at Jimmy Johns.

The investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked…

Inside the small boat were several large fin tuna.

The banker complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The fisherman replied…

“Only a little while.”

The banker then asked why he didn’t stay out longer and catch more fish? The fisherman said he had enough to support his family’s immediate needs.

The banker then asked…

“But what do you do with the rest of your time?”

The fisherman said…

“I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take a nap with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my friends, I have a full and busy life.”

The banker scoffed…

“I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat, and with the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually, you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to a big City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise.”

The fisherman asked…

“But, how long will this take?”

To which the banker replied…

“15-20 years.”

The fisherman thought for a moment and then asked…

“But what then?”

The banker laughed and said that’s the best part…

“When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions.”

And, once again the fisherman asked…

“Then what?”

The banker said…

“Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take naps with your wife, stroll to the village in the evening, sip wine and play your guitar with your friends!”

[-] grue@lemmy.world 67 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Oh, the irony of having that sign at a corporate workplace staffed by wage slaves.

[-] derry@midwest.social 20 points 6 days ago

Not to mention the guy who started Jimmy John's .... Liautaud is an avid hunter and fisherman. In an interview in 2015 with the Chicago Tribune, Liautaud said that the largest misconception about him is that people still connect him to photos of him posing with big game from 10 years ago. According to Liautaud, he used to hunt big game in Africa on legally organized safaris, but he no longer does.[7] Starting in 2015, his hunting prompted people to call for a boycott of his business.[60] - Wikipedia

No longer because they are illegal now? Also, started small, only a 25k loan from his father

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

25k is nothing though. Getting it from your dad is nice and certainly something not everyone can do, but let's not pretend this is millionaire territory.

[-] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

25k loan without any context doesn’t mean anything.

Let’s give it some, 25k in 1983 (when Jimmy Johns begin) has the spending power of 82k in 2026.

So like an 82k loan to a 19 year old (Jimmy John Liautaud age in 1983) at a probable 0% interest rate from his own further is nothing.

Additional fun: according to U.S. census records the median annual income in 1983 was about 25k.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Right, that's a bit more meaningful with context, thank you. A nice silver spoon for sure.

this post was submitted on 06 May 2026
1228 points (99.4% liked)

People Twitter

9954 readers
334 users here now

People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.

RULES:

  1. Mark NSFW content.
  2. No doxxing people.
  3. Must be a pic of the tweet or similar. No direct links to the tweet.
  4. No bullying or international politcs
  5. Be excellent to each other.
  6. Provide an archived link to the tweet (or similar) being shown if it's a major figure or a politician. Archive.is the best way.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS