By neighbors’ dad insists on mowing their lawn at least twice a week, especially when I’m trying to enjoy my hammock.

How can I sabotage their mowers so it looks like normal wear and tear so that he doesn’t mow the lawn more than once a week.

inb4: suburbs suck

ETA: How does it take you three hours to mow a quarter acre on a riding mower?

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[–] [S] 1 point 4 months ago (5 children)

He’s just so nice and brings me asparagus.

But he has a CIA hat and dos this on weekdays when I try to slack off.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Surely you could persuade him that mowing that frequently is completely unnecessary?

    Apparently the smell of freshly cut grass is a distress signal.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    They have large dogs and I think he excuses this behavior by saying it will help find their scat.

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