El em fuckin ay oh. Millions of people keep birds on the run: this dude "my wouldn't you look at that stamina". Why is the internet filled with single-celled eukaryotes unable to reason? I could bang any two pots and pans together and they'd make more sense than what the hell it is you think you're trying to do.

It'd honestly be funnier if you were trying to meme, but the sad thing is you're actually being serious and think you're right. My pet rock could do a better job.