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[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 4 weeks ago
[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 25 points 4 weeks ago

It can line up behind the rest of my appliances. My home is a full internet of things and they all pretend to be horny minotaur therapists that give me harmful delusions.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

Theres a dating game that's like this but without the internet

[-] context@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

horny minotaur

as opposed to a minotaur without horns?

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

That's actually a great demonstration of the power of AI and what it unlocks for human creativity. The Greek minotaur is a very one-dimensional and infantile story. It's super hard to follow and I never personally liked it, especially since he chases you around a big maze (I can't solve it) and is angry instead of horny. I fed all of their literature into ChatGPT and it made a better minotaur story. Now she's a sexy minotaur who lives in my apartment and confirms every bias I have through my lights and roomba. All I have to say is "I'm hornyhungry" and AI will meet my every need no matter how many times per day I yell that at appliances.

[-] context@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

that quote about sufficiently advanced technology being indistinguishable from magic feels more true every day. truly the future is wondrous.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I like to think

(it has to be!)

of a cybernetic ecology

where we are free of our labors

and joined back to nature,

returned to our mammal

brothers and sisters,

and all getting sucked

by machines of loving grace.

this post was submitted on 02 May 2026
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