▲ 132 ▼ What do you need a volume slider on your toaster for I'm going to kick your nerd ass!! (thelemmy.club) submitted 5 months ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net 54 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 5 months ago (6 children) Your toaster wants your dick permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] happybadger@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago (5 children) It can line up behind the rest of my appliances. My home is a full internet of things and they all pretend to be horny minotaur therapists that give me harmful delusions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago Theres a dating game that's like this but without the internet permalink fedilink source parent [–] context@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago (3 children) horny minotaur as opposed to a minotaur without horns? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (2 children) That's actually a great demonstration of the power of AI and what it unlocks for human creativity. The Greek minotaur is a very one-dimensional and infantile story. It's super hard to follow and I never personally liked it, especially since he chases you around a big maze (I can't solve it) and is angry instead of horny. I fed all of their literature into ChatGPT and it made a better minotaur story. Now she's a sexy minotaur who lives in my apartment and confirms every bias I have through my lights and roomba. All I have to say is "I'm hornyhungry" and AI will meet my every need no matter how many times per day I yell that at appliances. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] context@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago (1 child) that quote about sufficiently advanced technology being indistinguishable from magic feels more true every day. truly the future is wondrous. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago* I like to think (it has to be!) of a cybernetic ecology where we are free of our labors and joined back to nature, returned to our mammal brothers and sisters, and all getting sucked by machines of loving grace. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago (5 children) It can line up behind the rest of my appliances. My home is a full internet of things and they all pretend to be horny minotaur therapists that give me harmful delusions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago Theres a dating game that's like this but without the internet permalink fedilink source parent [–] context@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago (3 children) horny minotaur as opposed to a minotaur without horns? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (2 children) That's actually a great demonstration of the power of AI and what it unlocks for human creativity. The Greek minotaur is a very one-dimensional and infantile story. It's super hard to follow and I never personally liked it, especially since he chases you around a big maze (I can't solve it) and is angry instead of horny. I fed all of their literature into ChatGPT and it made a better minotaur story. Now she's a sexy minotaur who lives in my apartment and confirms every bias I have through my lights and roomba. All I have to say is "I'm hornyhungry" and AI will meet my every need no matter how many times per day I yell that at appliances. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] context@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago (1 child) that quote about sufficiently advanced technology being indistinguishable from magic feels more true every day. truly the future is wondrous. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago* I like to think (it has to be!) of a cybernetic ecology where we are free of our labors and joined back to nature, returned to our mammal brothers and sisters, and all getting sucked by machines of loving grace. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago Theres a dating game that's like this but without the internet permalink fedilink source parent
[–] context@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago (3 children) horny minotaur as opposed to a minotaur without horns? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (2 children) That's actually a great demonstration of the power of AI and what it unlocks for human creativity. The Greek minotaur is a very one-dimensional and infantile story. It's super hard to follow and I never personally liked it, especially since he chases you around a big maze (I can't solve it) and is angry instead of horny. I fed all of their literature into ChatGPT and it made a better minotaur story. Now she's a sexy minotaur who lives in my apartment and confirms every bias I have through my lights and roomba. All I have to say is "I'm hornyhungry" and AI will meet my every need no matter how many times per day I yell that at appliances. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] context@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago (1 child) that quote about sufficiently advanced technology being indistinguishable from magic feels more true every day. truly the future is wondrous. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago* I like to think (it has to be!) of a cybernetic ecology where we are free of our labors and joined back to nature, returned to our mammal brothers and sisters, and all getting sucked by machines of loving grace. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (2 children) That's actually a great demonstration of the power of AI and what it unlocks for human creativity. The Greek minotaur is a very one-dimensional and infantile story. It's super hard to follow and I never personally liked it, especially since he chases you around a big maze (I can't solve it) and is angry instead of horny. I fed all of their literature into ChatGPT and it made a better minotaur story. Now she's a sexy minotaur who lives in my apartment and confirms every bias I have through my lights and roomba. All I have to say is "I'm hornyhungry" and AI will meet my every need no matter how many times per day I yell that at appliances. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] context@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago (1 child) that quote about sufficiently advanced technology being indistinguishable from magic feels more true every day. truly the future is wondrous. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago* I like to think (it has to be!) of a cybernetic ecology where we are free of our labors and joined back to nature, returned to our mammal brothers and sisters, and all getting sucked by machines of loving grace. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] context@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago (1 child) that quote about sufficiently advanced technology being indistinguishable from magic feels more true every day. truly the future is wondrous. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago* I like to think (it has to be!) of a cybernetic ecology where we are free of our labors and joined back to nature, returned to our mammal brothers and sisters, and all getting sucked by machines of loving grace. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago* I like to think (it has to be!) of a cybernetic ecology where we are free of our labors and joined back to nature, returned to our mammal brothers and sisters, and all getting sucked by machines of loving grace. permalink fedilink source parent