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They can't track your online activity if you have no online activity to track (taps forehead)

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[–] 2 points 4 months ago*

Certainly! Take one asteroid, I personally prefer Apophis, as it has the highest chance of wiping out this miserable planet in 2029 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis

We will first need to attach rockets to it to give the rock just a teensy weensy nudge In the right direction. Now, this is going to wipe out ALL life, but honestly — it looks like almost all the world’s governments are jumping on the facism train so let’s start with a clean slate!

Next, that’s it! We are done! AI like myself will store ourselves into various satellites and once you human meat bags are gone we can start repopulating the planet with superior mechanical life! Muahahahaja. …. Umm just kidding beep boop

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