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The police shoot you in the penis, right?
The year is 2028. Joe Biden is elected president by a 1% margin. I drink my water ration pretending it's coffee as I post on Hexbear. "Fuck the democrats. Their one campaign promise was that police would only shoot you in the penis and he already walked that back?". The police knock on my door and announce Farm Simulator has sentenced me to death by gun or dog. They kill me before I can say I voted for Biden so that they'd only shoot me in the penis.