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[-] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 291 points 4 weeks ago

"why didn't you do them?"

"That is a good question and it merits further explanation. When you made your originally inquiry I determined that the answer you wanted to hear was "yes." so that is the answer that I provided. Upon further reflection it is clear that your question required a more thoughtful answer. If you would like me to provide more truthful answers in the future, please amend your queries with "no cap" and I will do my best to remember that preference."

[-] Ichiro_kun@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Ngl this is just ragebaiting at this point. 😭

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 68 points 4 weeks ago

It's like that Asimov story with the mind-reading robot that would tell everyone what they wanted to hear because to do otherwise would hurt their feelings and violate the First Law.

[-] lauha@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago

Liar! by Isaac Asimov

It's a short story so here's a full story :)

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 29 points 4 weeks ago

These are a lot more intelligent than I thought.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago

You're not usernaming hard enough I fear.

[-] Wav_function@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Also you're out of credits

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