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[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 24 points 3 months ago

Grab boobs while i'm still young enough for it to be cute

[-] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

those are your moms boobs... would you even want to?

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 8 points 3 months ago

listen homie we all have our issues we're working through

[-] Digit@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 months ago

... That.... I had not considered. That would be very weird. ... I'm starting to understand the compulsion to eat a nickel.

... I was breast fed. I appreciate that. Do I want to relive that with all my skills and knowledge from adulthood intact....? O_O The horror.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago

I was given condensed milk instead, so...

[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah I'm going to appreciate breastfeeding in a whole different way.

[-] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Bro that’s your mom…

[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 points 3 months ago

Nobody said anything about time travel

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