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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

ive never watched a frog go to the bathroom. ive watched a bear go to the bathroom. only cost 6 bucks

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[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

6 bucks for a bathroom is rip off! The bear must've been hunting for a week just for one visit

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

it was a polar bear in the portland zoo and he just plopped a steamer right in front of the entire crowd. he was a very proud bear.

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