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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon needs a good response (thelemmy.club)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 77 points 5 months ago (4 children)

tell her to calm down, she is being hysterical

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 30 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Respond with a strong assertive wave of the hand and a firm "silence women"

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[–] Madrigal@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

“Men are speaking” emphasised with a pat on the bottom.

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

And then suggest the Edwardian era cure for hysterical women: orgasm.

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[–] stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 5 months ago

Probably that time of the month

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