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[–] 167 points 4 months ago (5 children)

People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity.

The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.

Seems all they have to do is invent some kind of nutsack.

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  • [–] 120 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Is it just me or does this seem tremendously unlikely and easy to prevent?

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  • [–] 81 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I propose funding for an aerospace cock sock that could keep everyone safe from stray nut.

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    All of the greatest inventions which revolutionized key aspects of our daily lives have begun in aerospace engineering.

    Pens that write upside down. Ice cream that doesn't melt. Cock socks that don't leak and are easy to clean.

    This is why we fund NASA!

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

    These guys never heard of a "posh-wank?"

    Edit: a posh wank is when you jerk it wearing a condom. Its also helpful if ur guy that doesnt like "the feel of condoms"

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  • [–] 28 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I never beat my meat at Oxford. What’s a posh-wank?

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    That's when you eat your cum so you don't have to clean up right?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Not exactly haha...its when you jack it with a condom on

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Have they actually done a fluid simulation, I still hold the position you can't bukake in space or microgravity as it where

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