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[–] homes@piefed.world [S] 8 points 5 months ago* (6 children)

don't forget "Masturbating to Netflix while overdosing on antidepressants and weed"

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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Why? Did they ban porn sites in your state?

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[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

i'm pretty sure our president hates weed. true ultrapatriot hardline conservatives despise it because it opens up your mind or, in their view, makes you lazy

also it's impossible to overdose on it lol

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[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago