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Trump gets McDonalds DoorDashed to White House and then takes Iran war questions with delivery person (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I just had an interview at a dispensary. I hope I get the job, not only for cheaper weed, but also cause I need a fuckin job.

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[–] homes@piefed.world [S] 11 points 5 months ago

I'd totally take that job.

good luck!

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 6 points 5 months ago

Good luck!

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[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 months ago

Befriend good customers and start (keep?) selling grey market on the side, only way to get paid as a weed barista

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[–] mbp@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 months ago

Good fuckin luck!

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