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"Effective immediately, the ​United States Navy, the Finest in ​the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING ‌any ⁠and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz," said Trump

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[-] brunox@feddit.cl 23 points 11 hours ago

maybe Japan shouldn't have surprise attacked them on december 1941.

[-] limer@lemmy.ml 19 points 10 hours ago

Japan only attacked the USA in 1941 because of an oil embargo by the USA

[-] LincolnsDogFido@lemmy.zip 15 points 9 hours ago

I mean, yeah, but also they were allied with Nazi Germany and fascist Italy at the time. And pursuing their own expansionist ambitions in the Eastern hemisphere.

[-] shani66@ani.social 10 points 9 hours ago

So japan could do the funniest thing rn

[-] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago
[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

It's 2026 sir. Give them a Radioshack and time. Power is projected now by soft power and of smart your population is. Sadly we are working with complete deck of cards over here.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 hours ago

See, the problem there is that there are no more Radioshacks...

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 8 hours ago

To be fair, the 1941 attack didn't use a navy....

[-] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

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Yes it did. What do you think all those aircraft were launched from? They sure as Hell didn't fly all the way from the Japanese mainland (or whatever the closest Japanese land-based airfield was at the time)! They didn't have the range for it: aircraft with ocean-crossing range didn't start showing up until the Jet Age, after the war.

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

And then moved their main base from California to the middle of the ocean to serve as a juicy target.
They wanted nothing more than war.
The standard US answer to all countries that become economic competitors.

[-] Denvil@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 hours ago

They didn't even tell us they were going to

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 0 points 8 hours ago
[-] joostjakob@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

That didn't stop both countries from being allies for several decades, why would you bring that up now?

[-] Stormy 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Japan asked trump why didn't you tell us, your allies that you were going to do this to iran?

He said you didn't tell me about pearl harbor before you struck why would I tell you guys before I did this?

And then all the asshole psychopaths in trumps press room laughed at Japan.

Implying that Japan was actually the US's enemy.

[-] halfapage@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

orangeman brought it up himself not long ago while talking to JP PM

[-] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 hours ago

Trump brought it up out of the blue while talking to the Japanese PM a few weeks ago iirc

this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2026
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