Trish, Alexis de Tocqueville called America "The Great Experiment". What can we do, as citizens, to improve on that experiment?

Uh, well, uh, I think America is the land of the free, which is a wonderful thing, and also the brave, where people can live. And nobody can ever take that away from you, and it never gives up. But the high birthing rate of immigrants frightens me! No offense to anyone out there, but if it were up to me and my family, I would actually call it our-merica, and not their-merica! Thank you.

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