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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For those of you who aren't woke yet, I just made a fresh pot of coffee.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmmm, fresh pot ! Thanks, I'll have two ounces

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Use metric units! Damn gun monkey!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uuh, Yea, uhm -two, uuhhh... two metric kilograms of european cannabis, please.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

An ounce is approximately 28 grams, so you'd probably want more like 56g of wacky tobaccy.