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FEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport and 'landed in a ditch' (www.themirror.com)

submitted 4 months ago by Krauerking@lemy.lol to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Of course it was a waffle house he "teleported" to. Seems you never end up at one by choice.

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Sure that or quantum mastery, your view skews pessimistic.

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