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FEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport and 'landed in a ditch' (www.themirror.com)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Of course it was a waffle house he "teleported" to. Seems you never end up at one by choice.

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[–] 172 points 6 months ago (6 children)

I think "teleporting to Waffle House" is a new favorite euphemism for getting totally shitfaced

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