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FEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport and 'landed in a ditch' (www.themirror.com)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Of course it was a waffle house he "teleported" to. Seems you never end up at one by choice.

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[–] 35 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I'm no longer phased by any new confirmations that we're in the "circus" alternate reality of the one we thought we inhabited.

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  • [–] [S] 26 points 6 months ago

    The people at FEMA praise him cause at least it seems like he actually wants to help after disasters unlike anyone else in government right now... That is where we are at somehow. We are just happy the illegitimate leader nutsos aren't against all help.

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