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Disappointingly his lawyer wasn't Harvey Birdman

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[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 135 points 4 months ago

Afroman for US President. He's just as qualified as the current one

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 132 points 4 months ago

Even more qualified. Being a decent human being makes You more qualified. Being able to put together a coherent sentence makes You more qualified. It is, in fact, difficult to imagine someone less qualified to be president, than Trump.

[-] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

Hey, don't slander Trump like that! I'm sure there are plenty of newborn babies out there whose mothers smoked crack while pregnant. At least one of them must be less qualified than him, statistically.

[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 months ago

Incorrect. Trump is the most unqualified.

[-] BillyClark@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago

Surely he can't be less qualified than Don Jr and Eric, though?

[-] woelkchen@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Even more qualified.

That's not a high bar to clear TBH

[-] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

I was gonna clear the bar, but it was too high.

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

Explaining the joke always makes it funnier.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world -2 points 4 months ago

That was sarcasm. It was used to express that jokes become less humorous when someone tries to explain them.

[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 5 points 4 months ago

Being a decent human being makes You more qualified

I thought that was grounds for disqualification?

[-] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 65 points 4 months ago

Worth pointing out that Afroman is a dedicated Trumper and likened the raid on his home to the FBI raid on Maralago during the documents case.

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Oof. This really shifts my perception of him.

[-] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

If we accept Afroman now he may just be ready in time for 2028. If we don't it's going to be another 2016.

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

I wouldn't be opposed to him running as a Republican...

https://allhiphop.com/news/afroman-addresses-patriotic-photo-opp-with-donald-trump/

But he sure as shit shouldn't be allowed to take a spot in any election from an actual Dem.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job.

[-] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 months ago
[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

First snoop now this, are there no actual hoopy froods in the rap game?

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Froods are rare on this planet, hoopy ones even more so.

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

He’s going to need a lot more felonies.

[-] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Watched his testimony. Aftoman is intelligent, thoughtful, and well-spoken - way more qualified than the Rapist-in-Chief.

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