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[–] 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Pls tell me this was based on a greentext about anon shoving a hot sauce popsicle up his ass

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Be me

    Bet I can consume an entire Ghost Pepper

    $4 on the line

    Rember cold is opposite of hot

    Grind up and freeze ghost pepper into a popsicle

    Take a lick

    Still incredibly spicy

    Still need that $4

    Realize the bet was to consume not eat

    Popsicle looks like a dick

    Shove popsicle up ass

    Burning pain

    At least I had $4 in ones to buy some chips and a soda while at the ER waiting room.

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