RickyRigatoni comments on They must be the easiest people to scam

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 30 points 6 months ago (6 children)

how am i supposed to put my face between her tits if there's another tit taking up that space i ain't got two heads bro

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 months ago (3 children)

That's why Zaphod funded Eccentra Gallumbits.

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[–] monkeyman76@fedinsfw.app 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

It's an old reference sir, but it checks out.

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[–] Memnochian@aussie.zone 2 points 6 months ago

Old? How dare you, sir?

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[–] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 6 months ago

Sometimes I forget lemmy was invented for people exactly like me.

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[–] Duranie@leminal.space 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

You don't? Commit to intense yoga and stretching and one day you might get there. I have faith in you.

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago

He should try tai-chi walking lol

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