ugh this is so annoying. I get thing crust square cut all the time but rarely cracker type tavern style and I will indulge in deep dish once I know a place can do it well.

Because it takes an hour to prepare and sucks

That’s fair, and true.

"your cousins from Michigan are coming, get a deep dish with the pizzas"

The world rarely orders deep dish too, usually only once, minutes before having their dinner ruined!

And that tavern style is amazing

If you want to mock a steady pizza, the better target is on another lake, Detroit