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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 6 months ago (5 children)

New Pfizer pothole gummies!

Delicious gummies, each with a little pothole in case you were falling a sleep at the wheel again... Larry!

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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (4 children)

pothole gummies

Sounds like a THC gummy so strong that it makes you unable to move, like a cannabis version of a K-hole.

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm going to assume K is for potassium.

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Ketamine.

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 6 months ago

Ah.

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[–] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 3 points 6 months ago

Did that one of the few times I have consumed weed, would not recommend.

Got my revenge on the family member that fed me way too much (and used fucking hash mixed with frosting, which was disgusting) by puking on their bed a few hours later.

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