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Brain dead woman comes back to life after ambulance hits huge pothole on UP highway (www.wionews.com)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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[–] 17 points 6 months ago* (6 children)

The pothole is a powerful medical tool.

In the industry I've heard tell of it cardioverting patients out of SVT, killing patients with an AAA, and spilling the coffee of medics who were not vigilant about their drink discipline (SCMWWNVADD)

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    New Pfizer pothole gummies!

    Delicious gummies, each with a little pothole in case you were falling a sleep at the wheel again... Larry!

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    pothole gummies

    Sounds like a THC gummy so strong that it makes you unable to move, like a cannabis version of a K-hole.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Did that one of the few times I have consumed weed, would not recommend.

    Got my revenge on the family member that fed me way too much (and used fucking hash mixed with frosting, which was disgusting) by puking on their bed a few hours later.

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