Evil_Shrubbery comments on Positive affirmations from your favorite captains

[–] Evil_Shrubbery 34 points 6 months ago (4 children)

(Except for the salamander fucking around.)

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

that was not around. that was a committed salamander relationship

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[–] GuyFawkes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Committed? I heard they split like immediately after their first brood, THEN became deadbeat parents who never saw them again!

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago*

yeah, but that was when they was filthy hue mahns. as salamanders they would never

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 6 months ago

Those salamander babies are going to grow up and evolve into intelligent reptilians, and Janeway and Paris will be their Adam & Eve.

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