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    Knock knock. Who's there?

    It's me.

    Wondering why you're not naked.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Knock knock. Who's there?

    Me again!

    Still wondering why you're not naked.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Knock knock. Who's there?

    Smee. Smee who?

    Smee again.

    Still wondering why you're not naked.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    If Smee wants to see that, they'll have to message me for my payment details first!

    Here's a YouTube link to the classic song/video we were quoting, in case you or anyone else passing through may be interested.

    Show Me Your Genitals by Joe Lajoie

    Just a warning: it's easy to get it stuck in your head. I showed it to my mom (who thought it was hilarious) and now at random times there's a ~60 year old woman wandering around the apartment singing '🎶 Show me your genitals! Your genitals! Show me your genitals! Your genitaliaaa! 🎶' lmao!

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    Thank you! And this is the joke I was referencing:

    A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

    DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”

    Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”

    DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”

    Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”

    DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

    Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!”

    The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:

    DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”

    Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”

    DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”

    Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”

    DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

    Caller: “Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!”

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