lol i was thinking about doing a halloween costume based around exposed suspenders, flop undercut, beard, and full sleeve tattoos. because that is 1000% NOT my look, but i could affect it quickly for maybe $20 in materials. it's sort of my thing to wear a costume that is obviously a costume, but also has like a dozen answers to "what are you dressed as?" and let people guess.

last year i wore a track suit, a flat cap. dyed my facial hair, and had a bunch of fake tattoos on my face, fingers, hands and neck. funniest guess was "post malone".

i got the idea one year because i dressed up as "anti fascist santa" and the libs always guessed i was "some kind of terrorist", which still makes me laugh.