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[–] 101 points 7 months ago (5 children)

ICE Apes should be dispatched to assist our Freedom Fighters in Iran. Put them right up front, where the action is. They love that shit.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    "You ever fired a blaster at a living target?"

    "Hahaha! All the time! I was the top womp rat hunter in my unit."

    "No, I mean a sentient being. Something that could shoot back."

    "No, I guess I never have."

    "You must be joking. How long has it been since you graduated?"

    "Over a year."

    "What have you been doing all this time, looking the other way?"

    -Jedi Outcast Stormtrooper/Officer conversation

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