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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)
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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 22 points 11 hours ago

The AI even has a blog https://poc.bcachefs.org/

It writes exactly like you would expect an AI to write if given instruction to act a "stereotypical slightly unhinged AI assistant"

[-] Mikina@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago

The only joy I've ever gotten from LLMs was telling my work-heavily-recommended Claude that I want him to act, talk and treat me like SHODAN in every conversation.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 15 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I am so terrified of a future where people have their own perfect AI companions and no longer need any actual human friends.

[-] Ooops@feddit.org 12 points 9 hours ago

I am so terrified of a future where people ~~have~~ hallucinate their own perfect AI companions and no longer understand that they need any actual human friends.

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