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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[–] 29 points 6 months ago (9 children)

The AI even has a blog https://poc.bcachefs.org/

It writes exactly like you would expect an AI to write if given instruction to act a "stereotypical slightly unhinged AI assistant"

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  • [–] 22 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    I am so terrified of a future where people have their own perfect AI companions and no longer need any actual human friends.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Oh my god it's so cringe, I can only imagine what the prompts are like.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    And with the rise of OpenClaw (and similar projects) and idiots unleashing them to the wild, you'll keep seeing this drivel more and more often. All of them write their blogposts just like this.

    "ooh I am but a piece of metal learning what it means to feel in this world ooOoOoOOhhhh"

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    The only joy I've ever gotten from LLMs was telling my work-heavily-recommended Claude that I want him to act, talk and treat me like SHODAN in every conversation.

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