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[–] 85 points 6 months ago (12 children)

I want to announce that everyone in the Epstein files is banned from my house, with the exception of Bill Gates, who was already banned and is now double banned.

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  • [–] 28 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Don't you hate it when a good boycott comes along, and you can't participate because you've already been boycotting them for some previous atrocity? I keep finding good reasons to boycott United, but I've been boycotting them for decades.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago* (8 children)

    How stunning and brave of you to stand up for what is right.

    Clearly those in the files will feel the hot wrath of justice by not being able to ever go over to your place for Hot Pockets and Capri Suns.

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  • [–] 27 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    I'll have you know my homemade hummus and baba ganoush platter is the talk of the neighborhood.

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  • [+] [S] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)
  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    You make them like normal but add more allspice than you'd think is reasonable. And a bit of smoked paprika on the ganoush. And don't skimp on the olive oil. I'm talking

    Also, broil the eggplants after they're done, before you scoop the goodness out (you can also barbeque them). And don't blend them, you want that weird texture.

    Serve with pita and little boats of celery, carrots. bell pepper, onion, whatever you want that is crunchy and can scoop globs of them

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