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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 80 points 2 months ago

I want to announce that everyone in the Epstein files is banned from my house, with the exception of Bill Gates, who was already banned and is now double banned.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 27 points 2 months ago

Don't you hate it when a good boycott comes along, and you can't participate because you've already been boycotting them for some previous atrocity? I keep finding good reasons to boycott United, but I've been boycotting them for decades.

[-] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 months ago

At this point I whitelist rather than blacklist.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

How stunning and brave of you to stand up for what is right.

Clearly those in the files will feel the hot wrath of justice by not being able to ever go over to your place for Hot Pockets and Capri Suns.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 months ago

I'll have you know my homemade hummus and baba ganoush platter is the talk of the neighborhood.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago
[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You make them like normal but add more allspice than you'd think is reasonable. And a bit of smoked paprika on the ganoush. And don't skimp on the olive oil. I'm talking

Also, broil the eggplants after they're done, before you scoop the goodness out (you can also barbeque them). And don't blend them, you want that weird texture.

Serve with pita and little boats of celery, carrots. bell pepper, onion, whatever you want that is crunchy and can scoop globs of them

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

I feel like Mia Wallace after just doing a line of blow in Jack Rabbit Slim's bathroom. "I said goddamn!"

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Excellent contribution, chatter. Uncritical support.

[-] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 2 months ago

I’ll bring the pita bread my brother in God.

[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

Real glad I'm not in the Epstein files right now. I don't think I could handle missing out on homemade baba ganoush. I'll pick up some shawarma and be right over

[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

And next up is Jimmy Babaganoosh!

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

If yall been having people mentioned in the files visiting your house then I got a lot of questions for you that I didn't have before reading this.

this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2026
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