What's the superior way to prepare chicken eggs for eating with the mouth? (lemmy.world)

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[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 27 points 20 hours ago

Eating with the mouth?

Exactly how else would one eat eggs?

[-] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 1 points 38 minutes ago

Through the tracheotomy hole of course.

[-] Maiq@piefed.social 17 points 20 hours ago

The design is very human.

[-] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago

Some people might snort powderized dehydrated egg whites after a good push day or maybe a couple eggs in the butt because they are essentially shaped perfectly for that.

The trick if you don't want to keep the shell on is over boiling it and then freeze it for about 10 minutes. Or whatever.

[-] qaeta@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago

Oooo, egg enema, good idea! Gotta get them gains bro!

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

And there’s two things I never needed to know

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 hours ago

Why, butt-chugging of course!

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