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French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum (www.ctvnews.ca)

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A hospital in Toulouse, southwest France, confirmed Sunday they had treated a man who was admitted with a shell lodged in his rectum -- after calling a bomb disposal team.

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[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

almost as hard as living with unexploded ordinance stuffed in your rectum.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

On the plus side, he won't have to literally pay for it for the rest of his natural life. I wonder how much that would cost, in the US.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

the same amount it would cost when an unexploded ordinance explodes in your rectum.

an arm and a leg.

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