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French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum (www.ctvnews.ca)
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A hospital in Toulouse, southwest France, confirmed Sunday they had treated a man who was admitted with a shell lodged in his rectum -- after calling a bomb disposal team.

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[-] aramis87@fedia.io 9 points 4 days ago

The team in the operating room found themselves having to extract a “collectible shell nearly 20 centimetres long” (nearly eight inches).

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

Everyone knows it's a myth that length is important. Women of discerning taste and frenchmen of questionable apetites need girth! ;)

What's the diameter?

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

"Everything's a dildo if you're horny/brave enough." - man.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago

That Mario Lemieux sure had a way with words.

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

Oh it's not part of the Iron Harvest, this guy was using a dud on himself, meh.

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