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[–] RyanDownyJr@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago (3 children)

"Anything but the metric system"... Well kinda

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[–] Penguin_1024@piefed.zip 16 points 8 months ago (1 child)

The metric system, but with extra steps.

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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

The metric system but with warthogs, refrigerators and football fields. That's .64 football fields, or .48 decawarthogs.

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[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

One AAA battery

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