▲ 1156 ▼ Shopping in 2026 (thelemmy.club) submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/memes@lemmy.world 133 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 15 points 7 months ago (2 children) We hereby declare we might harvest some data to use for targeted advertising based on your poop. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago (2 children) Suddenly a lot of ads recommending that you visit a hospital for a "general" checkup and make-a-wish foundation ads. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago Make a wish is a charity. I think you mean hospice service which exist to siphon off the last of your wealth as quickly as possible before you bite the bullet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago For more than a normal consistency of poop and increased frequency... you may also be reported to your employer's Health Office. Be very careful if you order Taco Bell. Stock up on immodium. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 7 months ago You're not gonna believe this... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago (2 children) Suddenly a lot of ads recommending that you visit a hospital for a "general" checkup and make-a-wish foundation ads. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago Make a wish is a charity. I think you mean hospice service which exist to siphon off the last of your wealth as quickly as possible before you bite the bullet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago For more than a normal consistency of poop and increased frequency... you may also be reported to your employer's Health Office. Be very careful if you order Taco Bell. Stock up on immodium. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago Make a wish is a charity. I think you mean hospice service which exist to siphon off the last of your wealth as quickly as possible before you bite the bullet. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago For more than a normal consistency of poop and increased frequency... you may also be reported to your employer's Health Office. Be very careful if you order Taco Bell. Stock up on immodium. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 7 months ago You're not gonna believe this... permalink fedilink source parent
