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Turning Point USA Is Hosting Its Own Halftime Show Because the Super Bowl Is Too Gay (www.them.us)

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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 77 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

Every time I read TPUSA. I think Toilet Paper USA. Not complaining, because that's what it is basically

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[–] Ohmmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

I want to defend the toilet paper for keeping shit off your hands while TPUSA is the literal shit

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[–] assa123@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

before and after

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Pretty sure that was a subreddit name.

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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 1 point 8 months ago*

TP made out of poison ivy.

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