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Turning Point USA Is Hosting Its Own Halftime Show Because the Super Bowl Is Too Gay (www.them.us)
submitted 8 months ago by to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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[–] 45 points 8 months ago (14 children)

Nice work fun police, who ya gonna get? The old fart with the America song?

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  • [–] 46 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    It's gonna be the Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan "it's not gay because we said 'no homo' circle jerk spectacular" featuring George Santos.

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  • [–] 24 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    Didn't hulk hogan die?

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  • [–] 27 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    And you think magats are smart enough to remember that? They'll get a guy barely ressembling hogan and call it a day

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  • [–] 30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

    Look, all they want is a muscular man with facial hair in shorts telling them how he's going to dominate them, pin them to the floor and just start pounding them. Otherwise, it's too gay.

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago

    Kid Rock and Ted Nugent would be my guess. But I mean, you could swing a dead cat and hit like six or seven country/western singers who hate dark-skinned and/or LGBTQ+ Americans in a given honky-tonk, so they'll have no shortage of talent. And, make no mistake, some of these people are talented... but if they just use that talent to try to further divide the poor people for the benefit of the wealthy, I don't think they are worthy of my attention.

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