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ICE agents ate at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staff (www.the-independent.com)

submitted 9 months ago by Sunflier@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I hope the staff spat in their food

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

“Go get some lunch big boy.”

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[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world [S] 12 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

That gravy seal is really holding the thin-crust line.

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[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 9 months ago

Too bad he's a Nazi and deserves to be cold and alone at night the rest of his life, 'cause that's a super cuddly looking guy.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 point 9 months ago

That guy told me he fucked my mom on Xbox call of duty 20 years ago.

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