▲ 517 ▼ ICE mercenaries serve king death. They are evil incarnate. (quokk.au) submitted 8 months ago by Deceptichum@quokk.au [M] to c/peoplemastodon@quokk.au 43 comments fedilink hide all child comments https://todon.eu/@CrimethInc/115897566257403078
[+] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 98 points 8 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago (2 children) According to a lot of reporting, practically nothing. There was a "glitch" in their AI screening that apparently assumed thousands of applicants were LEOs and automatically bypassed them for use-of-force, firearms handling, etc. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 5 points 8 months ago Which is pretty funny given that ice pays less than most municipal law enforcement agencies, so who do they think is jumping over to them? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Manjushri@piefed.social 23 points 8 months ago wtf is their training? Minimal. To reach their hiring goals they, in addition to cutting physical fitness requirements, cut ICE recruit training from 5 months down to 8 weeks. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 8 months ago* They get 47 days of training to honor their dear Fuhrer being the 47th. That means some Dumb APE made that decision so that Daddy would hear about it, and be pleased. Gross. Did you see the clip of the ICE Ape running at protesters jeering and filming him, and he took a comical slip on the ice, landed flat on his back, his head bonking on the ground. Nobody was within 10 feet of him, and he was filmed from every angle, so it was all on him. He popped right up, tried to shake it off by taking a couple more steps toward them, realized he was too loopy to engage anyone, and turned right around and jogged back to his vehicle, as EVERYONE LAUGHED AT HIM! ICE brought down by ice. So satisfyingly ironic. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago (2 children) According to a lot of reporting, practically nothing. There was a "glitch" in their AI screening that apparently assumed thousands of applicants were LEOs and automatically bypassed them for use-of-force, firearms handling, etc. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 5 points 8 months ago Which is pretty funny given that ice pays less than most municipal law enforcement agencies, so who do they think is jumping over to them? permalink fedilink source parent
[+] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 5 points 8 months ago Which is pretty funny given that ice pays less than most municipal law enforcement agencies, so who do they think is jumping over to them? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 23 points 8 months ago wtf is their training? Minimal. To reach their hiring goals they, in addition to cutting physical fitness requirements, cut ICE recruit training from 5 months down to 8 weeks. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 8 months ago* They get 47 days of training to honor their dear Fuhrer being the 47th. That means some Dumb APE made that decision so that Daddy would hear about it, and be pleased. Gross. Did you see the clip of the ICE Ape running at protesters jeering and filming him, and he took a comical slip on the ice, landed flat on his back, his head bonking on the ground. Nobody was within 10 feet of him, and he was filmed from every angle, so it was all on him. He popped right up, tried to shake it off by taking a couple more steps toward them, realized he was too loopy to engage anyone, and turned right around and jogged back to his vehicle, as EVERYONE LAUGHED AT HIM! ICE brought down by ice. So satisfyingly ironic. permalink fedilink source parent