I honestly thought he was named after the vacuum company because he sucks up stuff like a vacuum cleaner does.

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[–] 11 points 9 months ago

Donkey Kong came out in 1980. I was born in 1983. My hair is grey, my back hurts, and I FEEL like I'm 100 years old. And in this country, we don't deal with laws or facts. It's all about how we FEEL.

Therefore, Donkey Kong is 103 years old.

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