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submitted 9 months ago by [M] to c/peoplemastodon@quokk.au
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[–] 16 points 9 months ago (10 children)

To be fair, I don't think the meme question ever specified what kind of bear they're going to meet in the woods. I know my answer would change drastically based on the type of bear.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (8 children)

    Bear Black Fight Back

    Bear Brown Get Down

    Bear White Goodnight

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  • [+] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)
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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (3 children)

    Do you want me to append each one with the word "Bear"?

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Are there any bears that will be successfully thrown off by a decoy snausage or chihuahua

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Can you run faster than a Chihuahua? As the saying goes, you don't have to be able to outrun a bear, you only have to be able to outrun whoever else is with you. But Chihuahuas are faster than you think.

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