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[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

have no car
cannot work
take loan
buy car
can go to work (and pay for car)

How to skip steps 2-4?

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[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 1 point 8 months ago (2 children)

Pay cash for a car that runs. You aren't getting a loan without income in the first place.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

Oh, ok then.

I'm 18, just outta high school, have no money, no friends or family willing to cosign a car, public transit sucks where I live.

How do I get a job?

Or car?

Which one do I get first, when they each require the other?

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[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 point 8 months ago

You get a bike and hate life for a few years.

Around me a 2 hour bike ride one way is not abnormal for a commute. Across freeways and up mountains. It's extremely not bike friendly here.

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